Dial-A-Deal · Coming Soon to WEWE-TV, Channel 38

Deals you didn't know you needed.

A brand-new shopping show on WEWE-TV, Channel 38, live from a converted bowling alley: rugs that get cheaper every time you hesitate, crystal pyramids that ship by intention, and a lamp that turns on. Twenty-five hosts, one smooth co-host named Chip Lockwood who has never once known what the product does, and a control room that is holding it together. Mostly.

Selam on The Coffee Corner set, holding a mug of drip coffee at arm's length with a look of disdain. — The Coffee Corner

Aysel on the Final Price rug set, phone at her ear, holding up a hand to say stop; the price box reads Was $49.95, Now $25.00. — Final Price

Gigi at the jewelry counter, squinting through a jeweler's loupe at two identical diamond rings. — Champagne Taste

Priya in an armchair on the overnight set, holding a lit lamp in her lap, completely deadpan, with Sold Out on screen. — The Graveyard Shift

Ploy smiling sweetly with a bottle of hot sauce while her co-host sweats and gulps milk; the screen reads Mild Hot Sauce, asterisk Not Mild. — Some Like It Hot

Wren holding a roll of aluminum foil in front of a wall of foil rolls and a pyramid of survival buckets; Heavy-Duty Foil is Sold Out. — Be Prepared

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